Walking off that stage tonight
I know what you’re thinking
“He stands alone because he’s high on himself”
But if you only knew..


'I was gonna reblog that but that stupid fucking caption you added is annoying and I'm on mobile so I can't delete it but I'm not encouraging that behavior so I won't reblog it at all' the musical


catch a falling nugget put it in your pocket save it for a hungry day



my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

I forgot how country and old people Lancaster is